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FILTHY McNASTY 2: MAXIMUM DOUSCHE
Produced, Directed, Written, Edited, and Videotaped by Chris Seaver
Phil - Tim Ekkebus
Razor - Jesse Green
Lori - Brie Jones
The Max - Dave Autovino
Charlotte - Sara Kiniev
Ryoko - Lauren Puschkin
It took a few minutes for me to get into Chris Seaver's FILTHY McNASTY 2, but once I did I had a smile on my face for most of the movie. I didn't always find the humor funny, but the good time that the cast appears to be having is so infectious that I smile despite myself. Seaver's movies feel like an excuse to get together and have a party, and are probably best viewed in the same manor.
The story picks up some time after the events of FILTHY McNASTY, with Razor the vampire in a funk. His pal Phil the demon takes it upon himself to show his buddy a good time amongst the realm of mortals where they can hump all the hotties that Buffalo has to offer. And that's a-ok with the girls of Buffalo as they like to hump.
Which brings us to the heart of the movie. Hidden beneath a tidal wave of vulgarity and pop-culture references lies a satirically feminist core that says a woman is not defined by her sexuality. Lori is a flat-chested fish in a sea of gargantuan mammaries. Her friends Charlotte and Ryoko (a real-life anime character) have big boobs and use them to get debased by the local studs. Poor Lori is suffering from low self-esteem because none of the local dunderheads want to pin her legs behind her ears. Apparently, in Buffalo, no boobs means no sex.
We all know, of course, that any local dunderhead would poke his tallywacker into any available po-po regardless of the attached bust size may be. That's just part of being a dunderhead. But girls see it differently. In today's media obsessed society, women are taught that their femininity and their sexuality are one in the same, and if you don't fit in you aren't going to get laid.
So Lori performs some black magic with a transsexual to make her boobs grow.
Once they do, Lori's the object of every horny man's penial desires. And the sexual abandon is what draws Phil and Razor to the party. The two have plans of servicing all the women in the tri-county area, and then killing them all.
Lori learns her lesson the hard way that one should always be careful what they wish for, it might come true and the penalty is more than they could have imagined. If Lori had been content with her boobs, and been taught to love herself for all her unique qualities, Phil and Razor wouldn't have felt the need to drop an acid-soaked pearl necklace all over her face.
So ladies, remember, you're all special and deserve to have men work for the sex. You don't owe them the action, and if that's the only way that men will pay attention to you, then you're moving in the wrong circles. If you continue down your sinful path, it's just a matter of time before scumbags like Phil and Razor show up to snuff out your flame.
That's right, Chris Seaver, king of the John Stamos running gag, is now a creator of feminist propaganda. Granted, it's feminist propaganda that's laced with dick, fart, and spunk jokes.
Apparently FILTHY McNASTY 2 is available on dvd with FILTHY McNASTY 3. This review reflects the VHS version.