SCHOOL'S OUT
Directed by Robert Sigl
Written by Kai Meyer
Produced by Peter Lohner
Photographed by Sven KirstenNina - Katharina Wackernagal
Philip - Neils-Bruno Schmidt
Anne - Marlene Meyer-Dunker
Tom - Nils Nellessen
Jessica - Sandra LeonhardI was ready to write up a nice, long review of Fangoria Video's SCHOOL'S OUT, but opted to merely run down a list of the films weaknesses. Not only do I want you to avoid wasting your time with the movie; I want you to avoid wasting time reading about this movie.
1-When dubbing a film into English, allow for ambient sound. Who cares if the lips sync up, when a scene takes place outside, I want some locusts chirping in the background.
2-The difference between SCHOOL'S OUT and URBAN LEGENDS is that URBAN LEGENDS had the good sense to flaunt The Noxema Girl's rack.
3-Harliquins are scary?
4-How many German Policeman does it take to change a lightbulb? About as many as it does to discover that one of them has had their gun stolen.
5-Figuring out who is the killer is like shooting red herrings in a barrel, and about half as exciting.
I would go, but the jokes would only get worse. Save your time and money, go rent ERNEST GOES TO CAMP.