THE BLONDE WENCH PROJECT

Produced and directed by Lou Vockel

Staring:
Leslie Culton
Amber Jones
Lydia

This is a movie I would have loved to review when I was doing my review series on films released in the shadow of THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.

If anyone remembers, the last few films I reviewed in that series fell into the realm of soft-core porn parodies. THE BLONDE WENCH PROJECT takes that a step further. It's a parody in name only; the point is to cash in on the title.

You have the basic found-footage premise; a bunch of girls got together, made a video, and lost the footage. Sometime later the footage was found and passed along for your enjoyment.

Whether you liked BLAIR WITCH or not, I can guarantee that those that buy BLONDE WENCH will like it infinitely more than BLAIR WITCH. There is no plot to decipher or nauseating camera work, only naked girls dancing around in various stages of undress. Through repeated viewing, you will get your money's worth. It's spank material and nothing more.

The girls are all pleasant to look at, with Leslie Culton seeming the most comfortable in front of the camera. Someone once told me that Leslie is one of the few scream queens to actually take the title seriously. She does everything she can to please the fans. From the looks of things on this tape, that appears to be true.

Right from the start it's clear that Leslie is the main attraction. She appears more than anyone else does. Her highlight involves her reliving her high school cheerleader days. There is not doubt that this will appeal to all of you with Lolita complexes.

The other girls seem a little awkward at first, but loosen up quickly (not that you care). There is one girl who does this strange dance with an egg. The egg plays such a vital part in her act, that it even gets a credit.

If you are a fan of the adult pay-per-view industry, you will like BLONDE WENCH as much, if not more, than those titles being run into the ground on Direct TV or Echo Star. Check it out, it's better than most similar videos.

You can purchase THE BLONDE WENCH PROJECT directly from Lou Vockell off the Hotmovies 2000 website.