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THE GIRL WHO SHAGGED ME
Produced, Directed, Edited, and Photogrphed by Thomas J. Moose
Written by Andy SawyerAgent Johnson - Misty Mundae
Ice Goddess - Anoushka
Prof. Lavish - Frank Bowdler
Femme Fatale - Rachel Travers
Priest - Rob TaylorThanks to the intrepid Dr. Lavish, an unspeakable horror has been released upon the world. In a cavern, buried under tons of ice is The Goddess Of Lust. Freed from her icy prison she soon becomes the captive of the diabolical Dr. Unsound (great name, by the way). His plan to clone the goddess for an army of nymphomaniacs for oversexed oil sheiks has run into a snag. The Goddess Of Lust is a lesbian and hell bent on spreading her beliefs from one end of the planet to the other. Add to that the fact that Dr. Unsound's assistant, played by the gorgeous and curvaceous Rachel Travers, has helped the goddess escape the evil Dr. Unsound's clutches. For a job of this magnitude there is no other choice than to employ the services of Secret Agent Johnson (Misty Mundae).
And if there's one thing that Agent Johnson knows, it's lesbians.
THE GIRL WHO SHAGGED ME is quite an ambitious project for Seduction Cinema. There are parts of it that are truly hilarious. The cast is funny and the storyline is pretty original for a sexy spy spoof. The scene where Misty confronts a vegetarian version of Hannibal Lector is fall down funny. It's made funnier by the fact that Misty plays both parts! Is this young lady talented or what? This is probably the funniest flick that has come from Seduction Cinema in quite a while.
That's the good news.
The bad news is that this movie is pushing itself as a Misty Mundae movie. It's not. Sure, she's in it, but the bulk of the film is being carried by the rest of the cast. In the cases of Rachel Travers and Anoushka, this is not necessarily a bad thing. But, the true, rabid, psychotic fans of Misty Mundae demand that she dominate anything she is in. THE GIRL WHO SHAGGED ME falls short in this category. Kind of reminds me of Hammer Films when they had Christopher Lee as Dracula, but he wasn't in the film a lot. They would drag him out as often as Bill Bixby turned into The Hulk and that was about it. He still got top billing, but you knew going in that you would have to wade through a lot of Peter Cushing (not a bad thing, necessarily) to get to Lee's appearance. Misty's part isn't quite that slim, but it's pretty damned close.
That brings up the other bad news.
Misty Mundae has left the building folks. Oh, Seduction Cinema still owns the name 'Misty Mundae', but the gorgeous, brown-haired lovely we have come to know and adore has called it quits. Her name is Erin Brown and she's off to make her way in Hollywood. This terrifies me. Remember the rabid fans I mentioned previously? Yep, I'm a card carrying member. Hell, I might be the leader of this particular band of freaks. Hollywood can chew people up and spit them out. Misty was a big fish in a little pond and now she's swimming with the sharks. I hope that she's level headed enough to do us all proud. Of course now we have no Misty Mundae. Sure, there are four or five flicks coming down the pipe that she's already finished so the Misty-less effect won't be felt for a couple of years. It doesn't change the fact that she's gone and probably won't be back.
Back to the review at hand.
As is the norm for Seduction Cinema, you can get this flick in the R rated version and the unrated version. Smart money will buy the R rated version for two big reasons. One, it's a better flick. Two, Seduction Cinema is kind enough to include a coupon that you can send back with three bucks and get a copy of the unrated version. Seduction gives you different extras for each disc. The odd part with the extras, having watched both versions of the film, is that they seem a little lean. Sure, there are a lot of them, but they seem awful short. I blame LORD OF THE G-STRINGS and DR. JEKYLL AND MISTRESS HYDE. They both have huge documentaries and I really can't get enough of the damned things. They're a slice-of-life type that I would rather watch instead of the best that Michael Moore has to offer. He starts filling his documentaries with gorgeous naked women and then he's back in the running.
This is a really good movie that needs more of its star in it. Every scene Misty's in she just radiates that quality we have come to love from Seduction Cinema's superstar. She's funny, she's sexy as Hell and there's something about her that makes it impossible not to watch what she does. Take care out in the big city little one and remember that you can always come back if things go wrong. It'll be a lot like BOOGIE FEVER without the big fake penis.
Bio Info for Douglas Waltz
In the spare time afforded him between a full time job for the local phone company, Douglas is happily married with five, that's right five, children. He is a staff writer for the Print magazine Cult Cuts and does work for the webzine (www.cultcuts.net). He also publishes his own small press zine called X-Ploitation. In addition to that, he's working on an annual publication of short stories from various writers called On The Night Highways. And if that wasn't enough, he's about to shoot his first short film, Phone Sex, sometime this summer.