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THE VAMPIRE'S SEDUCTION
Produced by Michael Beckerman
Written and Directed by John Bacchus
Director of Photography - Alan SpenceDracoola - Tina Krause
Waitress Mary - Debbie Rochon
Wally - John Paul Fedele
Ex-Heisman Winner - Zachary Winston Snygg
After viewing other recent sex-comedies from the boys at EI Cinema, this one is a bit of a let down. It's missing much of the charm and fun like its sister titles MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN and HOT VAMPIRE NIGHTS. You know something is wrong is John Paul Dedele can steal the show away from Tina Krause's boobs.
You might remember Fedele as Dr. Frankenstein in MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN. He once again proves his comic range as Wally, the last in the line of Van Helsing's. Wally owes more to Renfield than Van Helsing. He's a sniveling mouse of a man who can't even open his mouth without looking like a drooling moron.
Enter Dracoola, Count Dracula's topless daughter. In the mist-filled night she leaps around with arms waiving allowing for maximum bounce. Big surprise here folks, Dracoola has a thing for lesbians (come on, seriously, this is a Seduction Cinema flick. Did you really thing you weren't in for some lesbian action?). With Wally under her spell, she sends him forth to bring back some gals for a good, old-fashioned, lesbian suck-fest.
Whatever comedy the film had going for it is lost at this point. In the opening sequence there is some extremely funny banter between Zackary Snygg and Dedele, and eventually Debbie Rochon and Dedele. In her brief cameo, Rochon provides some of her best work as a greatly distressed waitress coerced by fellow her employees into waiting on Snygg and Dedele.
Once Dedele's Wally is sent forth the film turns into pro-voyeurism propaganda. We have Wally doing a little breaking and entering to watch a woman take a shower. There is a scene where Wally watches a Doctor seduce her patient along with a pizza delivery man. And finally, a warped scene having to do with underage girls and lesbian incest. Now that one left me feeling dirty. (For the record, at no time does anyone ever state that the girls are supposed to be underage, this is strictly inferred on my part. You have an obvious mother figure that talks two other girls into getting undressed and fooling around. The other two ladies act as if they are about 12 years old.)
That's the movie in a nutshell. After the first 15 minutes, the film is neither humorous nor erotic. The sex scenes are dry and tame. After viewing other titles in EI Cinema's Seduction Cinema line of titles, I thought the company was well on its way to taking the title away from Full Moon for reigning soft core champs. This one is a major step in reverse.
To make up for the content in this film, EI has packed the DVD with some nice bonuses including an extra movie, MISTY'S SECRET. Created exclusively for this DVD, the movie stars Tina Krause and Misty Mundae as two repressed lesbian lovers. The extra film is just EI's way of saying thanks for the fans who have been loyal all these years. Those looking for more bounce to the ounce won't be let down. Those looking for quality erotica need to look elsewhere.
On top of an extra movie, you also have the usual Seduction Cinema trailer vault along with an exclusive interview with Tina. Maybe next time EI can plug a few of their other labels. An Easter Egg with a few Shock-o-rama titles would be nice.