VAMPIRE CALL GIRLS

**

Written, Directed, and Produced by Everette Hartsoe.
Edited by D. Alan Gouldurgh and Jake Simcic
Director of Photography - D. Alan Gouldurgh

Starring:
Everette Hartsoes - Bill
Glori-Anne Gilbert - Heather
Lilith Stabs - Roxy
Roxanne Micheals - Candy
Lisa Ann DeVaul - Misti

The key to any good exploitation film is a good opening scene. You have to give the audience what they want right away in order to get people to stick around and watch your work. This film opens with an extended scene of a woman getting off on a washing machine during the spin cycle. The scene really serves no purpose other than to give the audience what it wants, naked girls.

What little story there is revolves around a lonely comic book artist named Bill. Like any normal guy who can't get laid, Bill dials up an escort service and has some call girls sent over. For those of you whom can't figure out what these call girls are, then I suggest that you re-read the title. Our hero (if you want to call him that) escapes from their evil clutches and decides to head straight over to the head office and complain. After along journey and lots of gratuitous nudity (and man is there a lot) Bill gets his chance to complain. When nothing happens (the girls don't even get a slap on the wrist), Bill heads over to a friends house to hang out. It turns out that the story we just saw was a flashback, Bill is telling his story to all his buddies. Now that we're in the present, Bill has to take a leak (warning: useless plot device). Apparently the guys called the same escort service. Now we get nakedness and carnage.

Every technical aspect of this film is poor. It looks as if it was shot on your average el-cheapo VHS camera and edited with two home VCRs. Everette Hartsoes can't do any of the jobs he's credited with. If it weren't for the nudity (and man is there a lot), I would have only given this film one star. But to Mr. Hartsoes' credit I will say this. He does give the audience what it want's to see.