WOW

Written and Directed by Stu Dodge

Stu Dodge - Peeze Rockport
Melissa Tarzes -Virginia Squattingdog

This one showed up in the mail with a note attached stating that it should only be viewed with a few six packs thrown back. The more f*cked up, the better. With a warning like that, I couldn't wait to check it out.

You don't need the beer; this movie is far and away the funniest underground comedy I've seen this year. It is wonderfully sick, demented, and tasteless! Only the think-skinned should view this, there is something to offend everyone.

Director Stu Dodge plays Peeze Rockport, a Hills-have-eyes-looking reject that cut off his penis one day while building a birdhouse. Somehow this idiot is able to replace his member with a detachable, nuclear-powered robo-penis.

Virginia Squattingdog, is a horny, young Virginia who just wants to be de-flowered. After his car runs out of gas, Virginia offers Peeze a ride. Somewhere along the way she wises up and realizes this isn't the slob to whom she wants to loose her virginity. She takes off and inadvertantly steals the robo-penis.

From here the episodic structure of the film shifts from Peeze to Virginia's family. Her mother is about as bright as a broken night light. Her brother loves to smoke weed and urinate in people's food and drink. Her father is a former homosexual who loves to call phone sex lines. Virginia herself is so set on gaining some sort of sexual gratification that she even takes a job working at the sex lines. (You see where that joke is going, don't you?)

The jokes aren't original, you can see exactly where they are going, but you just can't believe your eyes when the jokes go as far as they do. I don't know what grossed me out more, the Indian cock-smoking ritual, or the poop-pate.

Usually when I review comedy, I try to look for the social satire; it gives me something more to talk about. Looking for satire is a waste of time with this one. It's a college beer-drinking movie in the tradition of Animal House and Blues Brothers.

If you love crude humor, then WOW is definitely worth checking out.

You can order WOW directly from Stinky Pictures for $14.95.